Pre Thanksgiving Bullshit
Evening ladies and gents I hope this Wednesday before Thanksgiving finds you not to drunk to read and laugh. I know the thought of prepping for tomorrow is stressful as fuck, with kids running around families being in town and not enough wine 🍷 or for people like me tequila in the house you're contemplating running away. Doesn't help when either kids are hanging on your legs or on your hips screaming and crying, or like me your kids are telling you they don't like Thanksgiving food after you bought everything and to just cancel the day? Anyone else wanna fight your grown ass kids or is it just me? I love them but man they try me. You hear laughter from the other rooms and while you're in the kitchen wondering what kinda dumb ass joke Uncle Joe told. I'm telling you now take that damn shot. Shit take two if it helps gets you through the next few days. I'm 🥂 to you!